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Monday, September 7, 2009

McPwnt.

-On the road, dad driving-

Me: Eh come let's go to McD drive thru to get ice cream!
Brother: Noooooo don't wanna goooo..
Dad: Huh? Really one ar?
Mom: Let's go!
Brother: Nooo..

-In McD drive thru-

Me: I want a Chocotop sundae.
Mom: Me too.
Me: Dad help us order 2 Chocotop sundaes please.
Dad: I ain't ordering! You order.
Me: -__- Fine.

-In front of the place where you order-

McD Staff: HellowelcometoMcDonaldsmayItakeyourorder?
Brother:(at the speed of 2-3 Chocotops per second)CHOCOTOPCHOCOTOPCHOCOTOPCHOCOTOPCHOCOTOPCHOCOTOPCHOCOTOPCHOCOTOPCHOCO-
Me: 2 Chocotop *CHOCOTOPCHOCOTOPCHOCOTOPCHOCOTOP* sundaes please.
McD Staff: Huh?
*brother shuts up*
Me: 2 Chocotop sundaes.
McD Staff: Ohh 2 Chocotop sundaes.. Tadi aku dengar CHOCOTOPCHOCOTOPCHOCOTOPCHOCOTOP..
*everybody in the car laughs*

-At the counter where you pay-

McD Staff: RM 2.10 please.
Me: Huh?
Dad: RM 2.10? Kita order 2 Chocotop mana boleh RM 2.10.
McD Staff: Ohh. Sorry dengar silap. RM 3.60.
Dad: *pays the guy*
Mom: REMEMBER AH WE WANT 2 CHOKLOTOPS! CHOKLOTOPS!
Me & Brother: Mom, I think he already got the message -__-

-At the counter where you get your food-

McD Staff #2: *hands the sundaes to my dad*
Dad: Ehhh why one sundae big one sundae small one?! Woi.. What is this??
McD Staff #2: *shakes with uncontrollable laughter*
Me & Brother: Dad just take the ice cream and let's gooooooooooooooo.............. -___-
Dad: Cannot!! Why one big one small?!
McD Staff #2: Uh.. *still laughing*
Me & Brother & Mom: Just DRIVE!
Dad: Okok....... *drives off*
Me: *phew*
Dad: Idon'tknowwhyMcDsocheapskateonethesundaesonebigonesmall whatisthissomemoretheychargeextra70centsforthechocotopsoexpensiveIdon't knowwhyyouallliketoeattheicecreamnexttimedon'tcomeMcDanymore

Lesson learned: Don't bring my family to McD drive-thru anymore -____-

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