Beware, it's an absofreakin' ridiculously long gay-ish tag. Gonna mess it up again :DD
Self.
[01] Name : Superman! :D
[02] Nickname : Superman??
[03] Married : Super Single!
[04] Zodiac sign : Super Sagittarius!
[05] Gender : Super Male!
[06] Age : Super 17-going-18-this-year!
[07] High school : Super school!.. Oops.. SMI! [S]uper[M]an [I]nstitution!
[08] College : Super I've-never-been-to-college-yet!
[09] Height : Super Short!
[10] Weight : Super Heavy!
[11] Do you like yourself : Super love myself!
[12] Piercing : None! (Super None! sounds weird)
[13] Right or Left: Super Righty!
[14] Are you a freak : Yeah! Super Jesus Freak!
[15] Hair : Super Black.
[16] Skin : Super Brown?
[17] Allergy : Super I-don't-know!
[18] What are you doing now : Doing this absofreakin' ridiculously long gay-ish tag!
[19] What will you be doing 1 hour later : Super Karu tuition!
[20] What will you do 10 years later : Become Superman! HAHA
Family.
[21]Living with mother/father/parents : Super Dad and Mom!
[22] Siblings : 2 (Including me)
[23] Eldest : Super(and slightly gay) brother!
[24] Youngest : Superman!
[25] Love or hate your family : Super Love!
Love.
[26] Have you found your other half : I super don't know!
[27] If yes, who is he/her : That's for me to find out and for you to NOT know.
[28] If not, who you want him/her to be : Superwoman?? HAHA
[29] Time(s) you were in a relationship : 7+5+4+3+2+1-9+8-7-7-7
[30] Anyone woo you before : 7+5+4+3+2+1-9+8-7-7-7
[31] Ever woo a boy/girl before : 7+5+4+3+2+1-9+8-7-7-7
[32] Did anything wrong to your the other half? : 7+5+4+3+2+1-9+8-7-7-7
[33] What was/were the wrong(s) you did? : 7+5+4+3+2+1-9+8-7-7-7
[34] Ever argue with your other half? : 7+5+4+3+2+1-9+8-7-7-7
[35] You were with your other half since : Non-existent.
[36] Are you straight/lesbian : Ngor hai CHEIK ga!
[37] Reasons you love your other half : 7+5+4+3+2+1-9+8-7-7-7, therefore no reasons yet.
[38] You and your other half is currently at which stage : 7+5+4+3+2+1-9+8-7-7-7
[39] You woo he/she of he woo you : WAT THE HELL DOES THIS MEAN???
[40] Ever think you'll marry him/she : Marry nothing?
Friends.
[41] Your 1st best friend : Ralph.
[42] Your 1st enemy : The Devil.
[43] The friend that you love the most : Equal love.
[44] The enemy you hate the most (1 only) : You, the tag maker?
[45] Your most beautiful girlfriend : My (Super)mom. HAHA
[46] Your most handsome guy friend : My (Super)dad.
[47] The kind of girl that you hate the most : If you, the tag maker, is a girl, then this would be you.
[48] The kind of boy that you hate the most : If you, the tag maker, is a guy, then this would be you.
[49] Have you fallen in love with your close fren before : No.
[50] Is your best friend your ex-lover? : I AM NOT HOMOSEXUAL.
(Argh.. this is too much. I gotta take a rest.. *Sleeps*)
(-Next Day-)
[51] If your friend backstabbed you: I'm gonna frontstab them! :D
[52] If your friend betrays you : I don't care?
[53] If your friend woo your lover : I'm gonna woo him/her. (Yes, I know what woo means.)
[54] If your friend fall in love with you : Yeah I LOVE YOU BABEH! :D
[55] If you fall in love with your best friend : Oh jeez, I AM NOT HOMOSEXUAL(#2)!
Studies.
[56] Are you a good student : I am a goodie-two-shoes student!!.. *crosses fingers behind my back*
[57] You always do your homework/ assignments : I'm proud to say I do! .. Not.
[58] The teacher/tutor you love the most : MR. KARU!! YEAH BABEH!
[59] Always late to school/college : I'm a punctual person :P
[60] Your class : Is the most happening class in Upper Six.
[61] Do you love your seniors? : 90% of my friends in school are my seniors since they're 1 year older than me. My friends rock my socks, so I love my seniors la.
[62] Senior who you love the most : Equal love. LOL
[63] Your classmates : Are the most happening
[64] Classmate with excellent results : KOK JUN LUM.
[65] Laziest classmate(s) : All of them.
People.
[66] Smart people : Everybody.
[67] Stupid people : Somebody.
[68] Good looking people : That fella.
[69] Ugly people : The other fella.
[70] Funny people : The other fella's friend.
[71] Cute people : My friend's cousin's auntie's nephew's daughter's auntie.
[72] Bad people : You, the tag maker.
[73] Honest people : That other fella.
[74] Acting people : That other fella's brother.
[75] What kind of person are you? : Gay person.
(I know I'm supposed to put people's name in there. But I don't judge people, so, bang only la.)
Preferences.
[76] Lips or Eyes? : I prefer a girl who has lips and eyes. Thanks.
[77] Hugs or Kisses? : Both.
[78] Shorter or Taller? : Shorterrr.
[79] Hesitant or Spontaneous? : Spontaneous and hesitant :D
[80] Nice stomach or Nice arms? : Nice means how nice? LOL? A girl who has 6 packs or a girl who has big bulging muscles on their arm? No thanks. The questions in here somehow seem to focus on a girl looking for guys. Wth?
[81] Listener or Talker? : Both la.
[82] Romantic or Rich? : Wth? (This question is for girls)
[83] Good Husband or Good Father? : I TOLD YOU I AM NOT HOMOSEXUAL(#3)!
(Stupid questions -_-")
Future.
[84] Age to get married : This is a stupid question.
[85] Number of kids : This is another stupid question.
[86] Career : God knows. I don't know don't ask me.
[87] Salary : Another stupid question(#2).
[88] Retirement Age : Another stupid question(#3).
[89] Properties Value : WTH? ANOTHER STUPID QUESTION(#4).
[90] Wishes : Wishes? I wish you, the tag maker, will not make anymore of these kind of absofreakin' ridiculously long gay-ish tag again. Thanks.
Victims.
- I don't want anymore people suffering from this tag anymore-
:D
This is the single most absurd tag I've ever seen(no offense, Ju Dee). The tag maker is probably someone with nothing else better to do(Finish eating waiting to shit). Spent ages correcting the stupid grammar errors in the tag. Some questions were so messed up I didn't understand what they want. Wanna make a tag be more professional la -_-"
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