FART??

Was in the car today. Dad was lazy, so mom was driving. I got bored, so..

Me : Dad, can I fart?
Dad : Huh?
Me : Dad, can I FART, like, now?
Dad : You can fart wherever and whenever you want. But..
Me : But what?
Dad : I'm gonna cut your allowance for each fart. Silent farts cost you RM1 each. Noisy farts RM2 each. Long farts RM3 each.
Me : What about smelly farts?
Dad : Hmm.. smelly farts? Ok la RM3 each also. Why do you need to ask me for permission to fart anyway?
Me : I dunno, 'cos if I farted you're gonna go all 'WHO FARTED?!' and then I'll say it's me and I'll get screwed.
Dad : Don't need la. Want fart just FART okay.
Me : But what about the noise and the aroma?
Dad : I don't give a FART!

LOL. Really happened okay. Mom was laughing like nobody's business. HAHA. Happening dad :D