First Day of Short Sem.

Basic Professional Writing Class #1

"Please do not use plastic covers, comb binding, tape binding, etc on your assignment. Just staple them on the top left corner."

But why? Wouldn't it be neater if we did the binding and covers, etc?

"We're going green. No plastic please."

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"If you all don't like this course and me, please drop it."

Of course I don't like you, you're too old for me.

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"Oh yeah, I already posted your assignment today. You can start doing it early. See, I'm so good, giving you guys plenty amount of time to do it. The assignment requires you all to write a memo about... *bla bla*... And I'm going to teach you all how to write a memo NEXT week. But you guys can start doing your assignment THIS week, since I've posted it in the web."

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"Please be professional, this is basic PROFESSIONAL writing."

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