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Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Budak-budak USS2.

I got nothing to do, so here's what came out of it :
USS2 version of sentences used in our everyday lives :

1. - Normal and polite people -
A : *speaks too softly* Hey, yesterday got what homework ah?
B : *couldn't hear* Hey, sorry, but I couldn't hear what you said just now. Could you please repeat it?

- Budak-budak USS2 -
Yeik Hong : Oi, what homework yesterday?
Wei Zhen : *couldn't hear* Ha?

2. - Normal and polite people -
A : Hey, I forgot to bring that piece of paper that you asked me to bring. Sorry dude.
B : Too bad. Never mind. You can bring it tomorrow.

- Budak-budak USS2 -
Cheah Hui : Wei, shit. Forgot bring laaa.
Min Hui : DENG...................

3. - Normal and polite people -
A : Hey, the homework that the teacher just gave his is wayyy too hard! It's impossible for us to finish it by tomorrow!
B : Yeah! What are we gonna do now?

- Budak-budak USS2 -
Weng Hong : Shit! So hard laaa!!
Aaron : How la.. Sei for!

4. - Normal and polite people -
Puan Tan Eng Sim : *scolding* A, you have a lackadaisical attitude and I'm not very happy with it!
B : *as a concerned classmate* Hey, look at A, he's getting scolded, poor guy =(

- Budak-budak USS2 -
Puan Tan Eng Sim : *scolding* Ginn Yi, you have a lackadaisical attitude and I'm not very happy with it!
Yeik Hong : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

5. - Normal and polite people -
*teacher gives homework that's freakin' hard and impossible to do*
Teacher : So, pass up your homework by tomorrow, okay?
A : I'm sorry, sir, but the homework you gave us is too hard for our level. Can we hand up your piece of homework on the next Monday instead of tomorrow so that we can have more time to do it?

- Budak-budak USS2 -
*teacher gives homework that's freakin' hard and impossible to do*
Teacher : So, pass up your homework by tomorrow, okay?
Ravindran : *to prevent any screwing from teacher* Yes, teacher.......... *ends up not doing the homework and gets screwed in the end anyway*

6. - Normal and polite people -
*A meets back his friend after the long school holidays *
A : Hey man! Long time no see! How are you?
B : Yeah, no long no see. I'm fine, thanks :)

- Budak-budak USS2 -
* Aaron meets back Cheah Hui after the long school holidays *
Aaron : OI KOKOI!!
Cheah Hui : What you want??

7. - Normal and polite people -
A : Good morning, B. How are you this fine morning?
B : Good morning to you too. I'm feeling great :)

- Budak-budak USS2 -
Jun Lum : Oi. Shit.
Me : You shit la.

8. - Normal and polite people -
A : Hey, I accidentally lost your book when I went to the library yesterday. I'm really sorry!
B : Hey, no big deal. Accidents happen all the time :)

- Budak-budak USS2 -
Min Hui : Wei, how la.. I lost your book
Yeik Hong : SHIT U!!


Heh, I know it's lame but I was bored and I got nothing better to do :D

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